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Dancing With The Stars Contestants Told To Stop Eye Sexing Each Other

DWTS contestants Lacey Schwimmer and "Psycho" Mike Catherwood were asked to "tone down their sexual undertones" by stuffy, hand-wringing ABC execs this week.

I have never, ever seen this show. But I've seen some photos, and that was enough! Just look at these two deviants, rubbing their sexuality in the faces of the innocent American public.

SLUTS. They should be ashamed of themselves.

ABC later informed the sultry couple that they would be dancing the "Pechanga" for their final dance or face disqualification. "Psycho" Mike refused, saying "I'm going to do my kind of dancing with a great partner who's not only a terrific dancer, but somebody who's taught me that there are people who are willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them." The couple, then redeemed in the eyes of the audience and the stuffy execs, was able to flawlessly pull off the "lift" that they had been practicing all season.

"Nobody puts Lacey in a corner," added "Psycho" Mike.

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