This list is adorable, and frighteningly accurate. A perfict boy is funny with soft hair! But also maybe a little stupid? Whatever! We women are a forgiving sex.

The only qualities I allow myself to look for in a guy are "funny" and "responsible," but if I were to channel my inner 8 year old, I think my list would look like this:

-Green eyes
-nice
-has a castle or villa
-likes to sing
-is brave
-has a moped.

aka Captain Von Trapp. With a Moped.

What would your childhood boyfriend wish list look like? [The Hairpin]

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