In a recent post about The 10 Best Cougar Bars in the Country, I expressed my befuddlement regarding the difference between a Cougar and a MILF, and when the two do and don’t overlap.

This led to some interesting late-afternoon discussions at HowHookup HQ (“No no no, a MILF is only a cougar if she wants to f—- younger dudes”) and a crass attempt at a Cougar/MILF flowchart on the marketing team whiteboard. I suggested that a Venn diagram might be more helpful. Unable to find such a diagram (thanks a lot, Internet), I went ahead and made one — and it really did clear up all the confusion:

I suggest you print one out, laminate it, and keep it in your wallet at all times. You never know when you’ll need it.

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