CONTROVERSY! CENSORSHIP! CONSPIRACY! Just a week after, Dancing With the Stars couple, Mike Catherwood and Lacey Schwimmer were told by ABC execs to turn down the sexy, they became the first couple to be eliminated!! Is no one else seeing the connection here?

Of course, I suppose the early elimination could be the result of Catherwood being way too obnoxious to be such a terrible dancer on top of it.

What is he doing with his face?