I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie, But is There Some Evolutionary Reason as to Why?by Chiara Atik on April 6, 2020
A Reddit user recently posted the question, "I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?"
The result? The most amazing mix of science and Sir Mix-A-Lot that we've ever born witness to.
Favorite line: My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being and future child-rearing potential....
And also: So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies (Yeah!)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys have to make sure that their partner is of high genetic caliber so they can pass on their genes successfully.
God, I love the internet.