Charlie Sheen Has Weird Fantasies About Mila Kunisby Scott Alden on April 7, 2020
I know most of you have your tickets already, but for those of you who have been living under a rock (or, I don't know, reading BOOKS or something), Charlie Sheen is on tour. The Ma-Sheen is bringing his drug stories, non-sequiturs and drug stories to a theater near you. In his most recent live performance in Columbus, Ohio, Sheen invited Mila Kunis to join his "Goddesses."
Apparently, he wants Kunis to just come live in his house with his porn star and model girlfriends and... steal things from him.
"I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes," Sheen said. "I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t to steal."
Er... actually? I kinda get that.
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