Nerds get married! Often to each other! And that's when things like this happen.

Which is kind of awesome. But, then sometimes you get things like this.

Which is... I mean Peter Pan wouldn't marry Tinkerbell in the first place, but even if he did he wouldn't look like Sonny Bono trying to score drugs at a Ren Faire.

The whole collection's at BuzzFeed, if you like being kind of sadly happy for people.

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