I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.

Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

You’re not just somebunny, you’re my bunny.

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

I’m on a hunt — for your number.

I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

You put the cream in my eggs.

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

You’re a good egg.

I could never Passover you.

I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

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