Will This App Help My Love Life?: The Axe Relationship Status Boosterby Scott Alden on May 17, 2020
Want your Facebook relationship status to suggest that you’re involved with hundreds of women? If you ever want to be “In A Relationship” with one real woman, your answer should have been “No, thanks.”
Not everyone gets that, apparently, because Axe body spray has launched an Facebook app that does exactly this.
Will this app help your love life? No, dude.
While real-life epic promiscuity might generate some curiosity about your sexual prowess, pretending to sleep with lots of women will only generate curiosity about why you even continue to get up in the morning.