It seems like it could be a goofy opening scene to a rom-com starring Matthew McConaughey and Ginnifer Goodwin: a little boy, stranded on top of a bar stool, screaming, as a perfectly calm little girl with long ringlets prances about and matter-of-factly informs him that she’s going to marry him.

And he really, really doesn’t want that to happen.

I gotta admit, I’m totally Team Little Boy on this one. No means no, little girl! And anyway, what’s the rush? Doesn’t she know she has years of semi-traumatic but ultimately rewarding dating to get through before she finds “the one?”

Someone needs to sit her down and tell her you can’t hurry love.


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