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"Roast the Broomstick" and 99 Other Euphemisms for Sex

You say po-tay-to, and I say po-tah-to, you say "sex," and I say..."churning butter?"

For as long as people have been having sex, they've been making up silly euphemisms for the deed. Dating someone who refers to sex by a completely foreign name can lead to momentary awkwardness (and hilarity).

In an attempt to lessen possible confusion (but mostly for our own amusement), we've rounded up the 100 most common ways to refer to sex. Enjoy!

100 Ways To Say "Sex"


1. Sex
2. Intercourse
3. Coitus
4. Making love
5. Making whoopee
6. Doing it
7. Boning
8. F******
9. Bumping uglies
10. Hiding the bishop
11. Hiding the salami
12. Boffing
13. Shagging
14. Knocking boots
15. Hittin' the skins
16. Going at it
17. The horizontal hula
18. Makin' bacon
19. Mattress dancing
20. Bonking
21. Getting it on
22. Laying
23. Nookie
24. Poking
25. Porking
26. Quickie
27. Screwing
28. Fornication
29. Bury the bone
30. Buzz the brillo
31. Banging
31. Slap bellies
32. Roll in the hay
33. To couple
34. Copulate
35. Dip your wick
36. Do the deed
37. Pound
38. Feather bed jig
39. Fiddle
40. Frig
41. Nail
42. The lust and thrust
43. Knock mops
44. Get a piece
45. Get some
46. Get lucky
47. Jump one's bones
48. Hit it
49. Hanky panky
50. Home run
51. Go all the way
52. Bump and grind
53. Play on all fours
54. Get busy
55. Pin
56. Plow
57. Shake the sheets
58. Score
59. Churn butter
60. Boom-boom
61. Having a hump
62. How's your father?
63. On the job
64. Buff
65. End away
66. Get stuffed
67. Slam
68. Sleep with
69. Sink the sausage
70. Thread a needle
71. The beast with two backs
72. A bit of the ole' in and out
73. Be intimate with
74. Wind the clock
75. Wham
76. Tie the true lover's knot
77. Lie with
78. Rock the trailer
79. Rock the casbah
80. The hokey-pokey
81. Tapping
82. The horizontal mambo
83. Bedroom rodeo
84. To know someone Biblically
85. Feed the kitty
86. Stuffing the turkey
87. Midnight jockey ride
88. Quimsticking
89. Thumping thighs
90. Rolling the newspaper
91. Barneymugging
92. Post a letter
93. Make feet for children's shoes
94. Introduce Charley
95. Horizontal refreshment
96. Go to bed with
97. Pile.
98. Roast the broomstick
99. The disappearing cane trick
100. Grand slam

What do you guys think are the best and worst euphemisms? Let us know!

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