F***, Marry, Kill: Ronald McDonald, Jack, The Burger King Guyby Chiara Atik on August 19, 2020
beloved pretty much universally reviled mascot, the King (HRH, The King Of Burgers?) is being retired.
Because it's Friday, and because the topic incited a lively debate in the HowHookup offices, we thought we might as well ask...
Who would you F***, who would you Marry, and who would you Kill, out of these three:
The Burger King?
Let us know what you think about this important matter.
(For the record, my vote: F Ronald, M King, K Jack.)
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