Anybody who dates guys knows this story: You go out on a first date, you seem to click, he never calls. Countless attempts have been made to explain the phenomenon of the male disappearing act and yesterday our friends over at the Gloss offered a new perspective — he just sucks. In fact they’ve broken it down into seven varieties of suckage from shallow prickery to dim-witted douchebaggery. The piece is so thorough that they even provide a reason that you’re-better-off-without-him for each type of jerk.

It may not be 100 percent accurate, but it’s good as a 7 mimosa brunch in the you-go-girl department. Check it out.

[The Gloss]

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