I am obsessed with this whole “Shit X Girls Say” trend that’s been happening lately, and I’ve loved all of them, even the mildly racist ones.

So I was excited to see “Shit Single Girls Say,” cause, oh my god is there a lot of fodder there.

Watch it and tell me what you think:

I thought it was….meh. Mostly because the guy is just not as funny as some of the other guys and girls who have done variations on the theme (with the “Shit Black Girls Say” guy taking the cake), but also because, I don’t know, single girls aren’t universally that….desperate?

What do you guys think? Have you (or the single girls in your life) ever said these things? What did they get right, and what did they get wrong?