Walker James Loetscher
Walker is a writer. He tends toward concision.
I’m not saying you need latex bondage suits and gag balls and anal beads of various radii; just that sex gets stale if you treat it like breakfast or taking the trash out or anything else you build into your daily schedule.
“I don’t see anything wrong with paying a younger, beautiful girl to sleep with me.”
How would you feel upon finding out that your new fiancé was retweeting other people’s tweets throughout the entirety of your special day together?
Let’s face it: profile pictures matter big time.
“You smelled mine … Can I smell yours?”
Spring is high time for romance — but summer is ripe for breakups. At least on Facebook.
The following day — and in what I would consider stereotypically Segel-ese fashion — he was seen accompanying William’s six year-old daughter, Matilda, as she made some turns on her scooter.
The ad’s intent was to “show that women could also do the ‘Stride of Pride,’ which was how men were popularly referred to in the same situation.”
Rejection: often equally painful for both rejector and rejectee.
Emotionally giving types are drawn to emotionally reserved types because they like to elicit affection from someone who doesn’t express it easily. Reserved types reciprocate this attraction because beyond the surface, most of them like to be drawn out. Hugged. Held. Kissed.
You might sign up for the Captain’s Chair now, because after this study hits the web, there’s going to be a long line.
Tiffany’s bracelet: yours. Grandma’s Tiffany’s bracelet: not yours.
Most women’s mid-coital moans are, in fact, performative in function. Rather than — you know — an involuntary reaction to the indomitable sexual prowess of their partners.
As Lil’ Wayne once said, “Safe sex is great sex.” So make sure you’re using those rubbers correctly.
If this doesn’t sound familiar, I salute you. You must be one of those swashbuckling and most enviable of gentlemen who has already conquered his juvenile fear of talking to girls and perhaps — gasp! — being rejected.