I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

You’ll never feel lost between the sheets again!

“Listen up, daugher of mine. Those boobies are how you’ll get a husband one day.”

You Got It, Dude!

Nick Nick Nick Nick, Nick Nick Nick Nick…

“A career is wonderful thing, but you can’t snuggle up to it on a cold night.”

Seriously, be cool!

Real life dudes could learn a thing or two from celebs, million dollar bank accounts not required.

Bowing to her three times is also a real no-no.

If I can hump my classmates, I can definitely dance with this guy.