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When It Comes to Bad Sex, It’s 3 Strikes and You’re Out

You can forgive someone for being bad in sex…for a little while, at least.

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How Many Cheeseburgers Are You Worth, Sexually? (A Lot More Than Two, We Promise)

I didn’t think you could do anything for $2.75 anymore, but apparently, there are a lot of things, and only one of them has to do with cheeseburgers.

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15 Common Sex Problems (& How to Fix Them)

Someone whose idea of “kinky” is locking their partner in a dog cage probably isn’t going to feel fulfilled with someone whose idea of “kinky” is fuzzy handcuffs.

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7 Ways To Tell If You Can Handle Dating a Republican

Most of my fellow liberal friends swear they could never ever EVER date a Republican — but then, I’ve dated one before, and it didn’t bother me at all.

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7 Ways To Tell If You Can Handle Dating a Democrat

We’ve given you the ways a Democrat can tell if he can handle dating a Republican; now, it’s time for the inverse.

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Summer Months Are Bad for Relationships, Says Facebook

Spring is high time for romance — but summer is ripe for breakups. At least on Facebook.

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A Girl’s Guide to Not Hooking Up with Jeremy Piven

“If being a stripper has taught me anything, it’s that I can spot a grade-A douche bag a mile away.”

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Dealbreaker: He Had Low Self-Esteem

There were always questions. They came with us to dinner. They showed up at the movie theater. They even crawled into bed with us.

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Dealbreaker: The Bad Speller

Soon the errors were everywhere, glaring, overwhelming, like blinking lights outside of a strip club, or the entire city of Las Vegas.

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Noisy Sex Is Usually Fake, Says Science

Most women’s mid-coital moans are, in fact, performative in function. Rather than — you know — an involuntary reaction to the indomitable sexual prowess of their partners.

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We Don’t Know How to Use Condoms Correctly, Says Science

As Lil’ Wayne once said, “Safe sex is great sex.” So make sure you’re using those rubbers correctly.

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Hey Single People, You Won’t Necessarily Be Happier Once You’re Married

Single people often forget is that being in a relationship comes with its own set of angst, boredom, and even misery.