You can forgive someone for being bad in sex…for a little while, at least.
I didn’t think you could do anything for $2.75 anymore, but apparently, there are a lot of things, and only one of them has to do with cheeseburgers.
Someone whose idea of “kinky” is locking their partner in a dog cage probably isn’t going to feel fulfilled with someone whose idea of “kinky” is fuzzy handcuffs.
Most of my fellow liberal friends swear they could never ever EVER date a Republican — but then, I’ve dated one before, and it didn’t bother me at all.
We’ve given you the ways a Democrat can tell if he can handle dating a Republican; now, it’s time for the inverse.
Spring is high time for romance — but summer is ripe for breakups. At least on Facebook.
“If being a stripper has taught me anything, it’s that I can spot a grade-A douche bag a mile away.”
There were always questions. They came with us to dinner. They showed up at the movie theater. They even crawled into bed with us.
Soon the errors were everywhere, glaring, overwhelming, like blinking lights outside of a strip club, or the entire city of Las Vegas.
Most women’s mid-coital moans are, in fact, performative in function. Rather than — you know — an involuntary reaction to the indomitable sexual prowess of their partners.
As Lil’ Wayne once said, “Safe sex is great sex.” So make sure you’re using those rubbers correctly.