Ever wonder how to hit on someone at The Kentucky Derby? These pickup lines are a safe bet:


I’m like the Kentucky derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?

I’ll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

You know what they say about women with large Derby hats…

I won’t shoot you when you’re old.

I know it’s a race, but let’s take our time to the finish.

You’ve got the superfecta key to my heart.

I’ll win if you show at my place.

Wanna see what length I can win by?

Let’s drink Mint Juleps and horse around.

Don’t make me go in circles for you.

I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.

Forget this mob scene. Let’s go hit the hay together.

Want some of this Derby pie?

Wanna see my Jockeys?

Never tell me the odds, I know a winner when I see one.

I’d bet my last two dollars on you.

How’d you make out at the races? No seriously, show me.

Would you be mad if I wanted a photo finish?

When I said let’s, “Go for Gin” and “Foolish Pleasure” and never “Behave Yourself,” or have “Regret,” I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.

As a hot filly and a stud, we could make some Derby winners.

Are your pants in the Kentucky Derby? Annnnnnnd they’re off!

Those eyes. That smile. That body. You’re a Triple Crown winner.

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