Henry Wolf went for a 4-hour leisure ride on his BMW motorcycle and returned a changed man. The “ridged seat” of the ’93 bike gave him a boner. Which lasted 2 years. (Technically priapism — a long lasing erection.) I did the math, and that is like 4,380 times longer than the four hours that commercials for erectile dysfunction consider a problem.

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Wolf is filed a lawsuit against BMW North American and Corbin-Pacific (the seat manufacturer) for medical expenses, lost wages, “general damage,” and because not being able to have sex is “causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

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You would think that riding a bike would thwart long-lasting boners — and you’d be right. A four-hour bike ride might lead to E.D., but isn’t usually associated with priamism (named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, who we remember for having an unusually large erection, by the way, you’re welcome.)

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 [San Francisco Chronicle]

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