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I Did It All for the Nook-y: How An E-reader Saved My Relationship

“Who just razed a skyscraper?!?!” I’ve been known to shout, while bolting upright in bed and removing my biteguard. “Did the hand of Goliath just scrape away the crust of the earth?!?!”

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10 Girls You Should Never Date

You don’t want to date these girls.

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Dating Diaries: I Came, I Casually Dated, I Didn’t Conquer

I started wondering if he was going to break up with me the same day I had baked him a cake he couldn’t eat.

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This Is What Crazy Sounds Like

Losing a guy in 57 text messages just got way, way funnier.

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10 Bad Habits Women Have On First Dates

I’m sure you have lots of funny stories to share; just stop telling the ones that end in “You had to be there.”

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Dating Diaries: So That’s Why You Don’t Give Your Number To Strangers

His last message read, “No response. I guess you want nothing to do with me so I’ll just leave you alone.” Well, yeah. That is about right. But it really didn’t have to end this way.

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How to Lose a Guy in 57 Texts

They say the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The fastest way out? Do what this girl did.

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Dating Diaries: When He Inevitably Says “I’m Not Looking for Anything Serious”

Sure, maybe I don’t know yet either if I want to be in a relationship (with you) — but isn’t finding out kind of the fun part?

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Sexual Pet Peeve: You Can Leave Your Hat On… But Not Your Socks.

Okay, ladies and gents, let’s talk sexual pet peeves. Mine is…socks on during sex. Ew. No. Gross. Why?

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6 Ways To Avoid Looking Desperate

So maybe you are, secretly, desperate for a relationship. Here are 6 ways to avoid looking like it.

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5 Things Not to Say to a Redhead On a Date

If I had a buck for every guy who used some awkward ginger joke as an attempted pick-up line, I’d buy a round of drinks for all my fellow carrot tops.

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The 9 Most Annoying Things To Say To A Single Person

For some reason, people will be alarmingly frank about what they think is wrong with you as long as they say it within the context of dating.

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5 Bad Habits Men Have in Bed

Bad sex isn’t like pizza; it’s like sitting through a terrible movie, realizing the preview was the best part, and wondering if you can sneak out and leave without anyone noticing. Here are men’s top 5 sex faux pas.

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Are You “THAT Guy”? 15 Surefire Ways to Tell

Who is THAT guy? It’s simple: He’s the guy that you don’t want to be. But, are you THAT guy? How can you tell?

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11 Ways To Be Terrible At Sex

Avoid these 11 things and you’ll be a total monster in the sack.

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5 Things Women Say That Make Men Crazy

Here are 5 seemingly innocuous questions and statements that can drive a man to the brink of frustration and why they’re so tough to hear.