“Hey, are we still meeting?”
I’m not saying you need latex bondage suits and gag balls and anal beads of various radii; just that sex gets stale if you treat it like breakfast or taking the trash out or anything else you build into your daily schedule.
Do something out of the ordinary at least once. You just never know where it’s going to take you.
Let’s face it: profile pictures matter big time.
Even if I’m not sure how I feel about you, if you made me laugh until I snorted, I want to see you again.
“You remind me of my ex.” “Just a sec, I have to text back my mom.”
Just don’t wear sunglasses on your next dinner date. That would be weird.
Here’s why you shouldn’t let a few inches stand between you and a great guy.
Picking out dogs at the dog park = way more fun than the standard dinner-and-a-movie date.
Telling me (and girls like me) to stay away from boys in bands is like telling Superman “Maybe you should stop saving lives for a while.”
Emotionally giving types are drawn to emotionally reserved types because they like to elicit affection from someone who doesn’t express it easily. Reserved types reciprocate this attraction because beyond the surface, most of them like to be drawn out. Hugged. Held. Kissed.
The time is upon us — the time when everyone in the world cares about college basketball. But what if you don’t?
Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself.
If we’re sharing food (or even if we’re not) it’s nice to offer me a taste. But. Oh. Please don’t feed it to me.
I started wondering if he was going to break up with me the same day I had baked him a cake he couldn’t eat.
Soon the errors were everywhere, glaring, overwhelming, like blinking lights outside of a strip club, or the entire city of Las Vegas.
If your best friend is dating the most offensive, obnoxious, gross slob in the world, should you tell her?
Both guys and girls should have these things with them for a smooth first date.