
5 Places Better for Public Sex Than a Port-a-Potty at Coachella
Because that’s just… gross.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Not Know How To Play Hard To Get
There’s even a rumor that John Mayer’s “Your Body Is a Wonderland” is about her.

Breaking News: Couples Don’t Have to Do Everything Together
“I told him, ‘You don’t teach me how to play tennis and I won’t teach you how to model in a bathing suit.’”

17 Celebrities Who Married Normal People: I Took Notes
When in doubt, always go out.

What Andy Warhol, Marilyn Monroe, Woody Allen, and 24 Others Really Think About Sex
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. -Erica Jong

5 Approaches to Answering the “Is He a Good Kisser?” Question
“Better than whoever you’re kissing, if there is anyone.”

5 Smarter Alternatives to Getting Your Girlfriend’s Name Tattooed On Your Penis (ATTN: J. Lo’s BF)
If you’re just so besotted with someone that you are dying to make your love more permanent, here are some things that work as reasonable substitutes.

Hollywood’s Newest Couple We Love: Jason Segel and Michelle Williams
The following day — and in what I would consider stereotypically Segel-ese fashion — he was seen accompanying William’s six year-old daughter, Matilda, as she made some turns on her scooter.

A Girl’s Guide to Not Hooking Up with Jeremy Piven
“If being a stripper has taught me anything, it’s that I can spot a grade-A douche bag a mile away.”

We Talked to Reid Scott About Love And He Said Girls Don’t Talk Enough But He Was Totally Joking
Reid Scott will be gracing the big screen as Ben in Losing Control (a role that he loves because it shows the girl getting cold feet in a relationship instead of the guy), and gearing up for the April 22nd premiere of Veep on HBO with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Aziz Ansari and Elaine Benes: Match Made in Heaven?
Oh god, this is what sitcom dreams are made of!

12 Hot Irish Actors We’d Like to Share a Drink With On St. Patty’s Day
Colin Farrell, I didn’t even know you were Irish, but let’s have a whiskey straight because I feel like you’re that kind of guy.

Jessica Simpson Loves Slutty Brownies And You Will Too
Pass these brownies around — everyone is going to want a piece of them.

A Winning Formula for Your Celebrity Divorce Pool
It’s tabloid fame that dooms you.

Celebrity Couple Crush: Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman
The couples who laugh together stay together.

45-Year-Old Maria Bello Was Engaged But “Never Dated” — Whaaaat?
She claims she didn’t even go on her first date until she was 44 and her first blind date when she was 45.

Did “Sex and the City” Ruin Your Life, Too?
Are young women too impressionable to watch Sex and the City? I was.

Are Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes Kaput? The Stress of Long Distance Relationships
I can’t be the only person who wants Rachel McAdams and Ryan to get back together, right?

5 Ways to Talk (Smart) Pop Culture on a Date
We all get nervous on first dates — so here’s another way to set yourself up for easy conversation.

5 Things Biggie Smalls Taught Us About Love
Today this poet and romantic would be 39.