There’s even a rumor that John Mayer’s “Your Body Is a Wonderland” is about her.
“I told him, ‘You don’t teach me how to play tennis and I won’t teach you how to model in a bathing suit.’”
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. -Erica Jong
“Better than whoever you’re kissing, if there is anyone.”
If you’re just so besotted with someone that you are dying to make your love more permanent, here are some things that work as reasonable substitutes.
The following day — and in what I would consider stereotypically Segel-ese fashion — he was seen accompanying William’s six year-old daughter, Matilda, as she made some turns on her scooter.
“If being a stripper has taught me anything, it’s that I can spot a grade-A douche bag a mile away.”
Reid Scott will be gracing the big screen as Ben in Losing Control (a role that he loves because it shows the girl getting cold feet in a relationship instead of the guy), and gearing up for the April 22nd premiere of Veep on HBO with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Colin Farrell, I didn’t even know you were Irish, but let’s have a whiskey straight because I feel like you’re that kind of guy.
Pass these brownies around — everyone is going to want a piece of them.
The couples who laugh together stay together.
She claims she didn’t even go on her first date until she was 44 and her first blind date when she was 45.
Are young women too impressionable to watch Sex and the City? I was.
I can’t be the only person who wants Rachel McAdams and Ryan to get back together, right?
We all get nervous on first dates — so here’s another way to set yourself up for easy conversation.