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Let’s Talk About The 3 Second Rule

This is going to be a hit

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13 [email protected] Kickball Pickup Lines To Help You Score

Girl, I’d watch you from behind a chain-link fence.

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The 5 Best Heavy Metal Love Songs

Heavy metal music has a lot of attributes, but “romantic” generally isn’t one of them. These are the exceptions.

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The 15 Cheesiest Tax Day Pickup Lines We Could Think Of

“Listen, I’ve been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.”

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What Should You Drink To Feel Hotter? It Doesn’t Matter, Says Science

Social lubrication, social lubrication, social lubrication.

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12 Easter Pickup Lines For That Special Somebunny

Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.

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5 Reasons Poker Players Are Better At Dating

Just don’t wear sunglasses on your next dinner date. That would be weird.

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10 Workout Moves That Are Also Sex Moves

Shape and Men’s Fitness devised a genius way to get even the most hesitant exercisers to work out — they basically turned it into sex.

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10 Things Women Notice About Men First

He has an accent? Instant. Bonus. Points. (No matter what the accent is.)

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Seriously, Guys: Here Are Your Hilarious April Fool’s Pickup Lines

I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.

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10 Dating Lessons I Learned from Grindr (As a Straight Woman)

If Grindr boys’ twelve packs are today’s ab standards, I have some working out to do.

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25 First Date Ideas That Aren’t Simply Dinner, A Movie, Or A Drink

Picking out dogs at the dog park = way more fun than the standard dinner-and-a-movie date.

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9 Supposedly Legitimate Reasons We Cheat

If it’s in Esquire, it must be true, right?

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The Ridiculously Simple Flirting Move For Shy Girls

Even the most wilting wallflower can work up the nerve for this simple and effective move.

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Lessons from SXSW: 8 Things I’ve Learned About Dating Rock Stars

Telling me (and girls like me) to stay away from boys in bands is like telling Superman “Maybe you should stop saving lives for a while.”