Happy Birthday, William Shakespeare!
Girl, I’d watch you from behind a chain-link fence.
Heavy metal music has a lot of attributes, but “romantic” generally isn’t one of them. These are the exceptions.
“Listen, I’ve been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.”
Social lubrication, social lubrication, social lubrication.
Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.
Just don’t wear sunglasses on your next dinner date. That would be weird.
Shape and Men’s Fitness devised a genius way to get even the most hesitant exercisers to work out — they basically turned it into sex.
He has an accent? Instant. Bonus. Points. (No matter what the accent is.)
I don’t know what it is about today, but I’m fooling in love with you.
If Grindr boys’ twelve packs are today’s ab standards, I have some working out to do.
Picking out dogs at the dog park = way more fun than the standard dinner-and-a-movie date.
Even the most wilting wallflower can work up the nerve for this simple and effective move.
Telling me (and girls like me) to stay away from boys in bands is like telling Superman “Maybe you should stop saving lives for a while.”