TGIF! Here’s Everything You Should Know to Have the Best Weekend Everby Lauren Passell on May 04, 2020
What! A! Weekend! it’s going to be. Saturday is both Cinco de Mayo and the Kentucky Derby so you’ll need these Muy Caliente Cinco de Mayo Pickup Lines To Woo Your Muneca and you’ll want to Get Lucky With These Winning Kentucky Derby Pickup Lines. Good luck with that.
Once you secure your Muneca/big-hatted, Mint Julep-sloshed date, try out one of these awesome kisses that everyone should master. (Because practicing on your hand is so 3rd grade.)
Oh! And not sure if this applies to everyone, but if you are thinking about getting a male bikini wax, you’ll want to read The Great Manscape: In Which We Make 3 Men Get Bikini Waxes and Tell All, plus the harrowing accounts of our ace reporters, Eric (whose boyfriend made fun of him), Kevin (who got laid immediately afterward) and Walker (who made a video).
Have a great weekend, everyone! Happy dating!