ProfilePropose a Date to Him
- My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
Born in Massachusetts. Studied English in Ohio. Studied religion in Boston. Studied comedy in New York.
- Obscure knowledge I possess:
Evangelical theology, Yiddish literature
- My first concert / My dream concert:
Weird Al on the Off The Deep End Tour.
- For me, a first date no-no is:
Chewing with your mouth open or being specifically anti-Semitic.
- An infatuation of mine:
- An awesome place I've visited:
- I secretly want to be:
beaten with a birch stick.
- I want to be with someone who wants to be:
less and less of an asshole each day.
Dates I've Proposed
"How Hookup...smoke weed and walk around Prospect Park."
- Play Matchmaker
- Somewhat important to me
- 6' 3"
How much do you Exercise?
- Very Important
How much do you Drink?
How much do you Smoke?