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  • 1274214064
  • 29 / Male / Straight
    Brooklyn, NY
  • 1274214064

About Me

  • My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
  • Born in Massachusetts. Studied English in Ohio. Studied religion in Boston. Studied comedy in New York.

  • Obscure knowledge I possess:
  • Evangelical theology, Yiddish literature

  • My first concert / My dream concert:
  • Weird Al on the Off The Deep End Tour.

  • For me, a first date no-no is:
  • Chewing with your mouth open or being specifically anti-Semitic.

  • An infatuation of mine:
  • Herman Melville

  • An awesome place I've visited:
  • Dubrovnik, Croatia.

  • I secretly want to be:
  • beaten with a birch stick.

  • I want to be with someone who wants to be:
  • less and less of an asshole each day.

Dates I've Proposed

Walking or Hiking

"How Hookup...smoke weed and walk around Prospect Park."



  • Masters


  • Other


  • Liberal
  • Somewhat important to me


  • 6' 3"

How much do you Exercise?

  • Very Important

How much do you Drink?

  • Straight

How much do you Smoke?

  • Bi-sexual