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Spiritual without affiliation
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(Very Important to me)




Have 'em and they live with me


5' 2"

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44, Female, Straight
Seattle, WA

How Hookup… Walk around Greenlake, hold hands, chat and sit on random benches, people watch.

About ardorgirl

An awesome place I've visited

York, England. But was too young to appreciate it.

My perfect sunday

Hmmm...roll over, snuggle, sleep, breakfast, go for a walk, read, snuggle, sleep.

The movie I've watched the most times

Auntie Mame

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer

Wild Colombian jungle missionary kid princess. Sad, lonely culture shocked college student in Boston.Pathologically loyal married person and blissed out mom in Seattle. Divorced person wallowing in self-pity. Fabulous, sexy,confident graduate student and single mom with energy to spare.

Obscure knowledge I possess

If you smuggle a baby boa through customs in a tube sock, it will burrow between your breasts and the customs officer will be too embarrased to ask why you have three breasts and therefore the boa smuggling will be successful!

For me, a first date no-no is

Not showing up or calling.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would

Loaf. Travel. Be a generous philanthropist for family planning and education for girls and women. Have a mani/pedi once a week. Hire a personal trainer. Rejoice!

One thing my mother would want you to know about me

She's a missionary, so she is sure I'm going to burn in hell for my wayward ideology. You should know...I'm going to burn in hell,so hopefully you're headed that way too and we can hang out in the afterlife.

I want to come home to

A man with good hands and a good heart.

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