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Masters
Atheist
(Not Important to me)
Liberal
(Somewhat Important to me)
White
5' 6"
How Hookup… take awkward pictures of the exhibits at the Natural History Museum and write inappropriate photo captions while we eat dinosaur shaped chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
The Czech Republic is not only historically awesome, but beer is uber cheap. "Dvě piva, prosím!"
New York Times Crossword books I bought off of Amazon. I am a machine when it comes to crosswords.
Clueless.
1. Originally from San Diego, CA. 2. I was kicked out of preschool. 3. You probably won't believe I'm Mexican...ask me to say something in Spanish. 4. I have a younger sister and a younger brother. 5. I still don't know what I want to be when I "grow-up."
3rd Eye Blind / Let's clone Bradley and do a Sublime reunion tour.
Female snakes can immaculately conceive.
...find their friends and family precious. The more someone is invested in his family and friends, the more I am interested in investing in them.
...being a zombie.
My robot bedspread.
Ask me about hobos, their love for me and consequently why I had to stop wearing my Led Zeppelin shirt.
A Mad Scientist
...the best they can be. I want to inspire someone to be better and in turn, be inspired to be the best version of myself.
Select cartoons such as: Phineas and Ferb, My Little Pony and Adventure Time. Try them, you'll like them.
Spend my time mentoring children and working on crayon masterpieces from my Deer Valley mountain home.
I'm really very smart if you take the time to digest the big picture equations I've neurotically compiled.
My adorable dog that everyone ends up loving regardless of their sentiment of dogs.