How Hookup… take awkward pictures of the exhibits at the Natural History Museum and write inappropriate photo captions while we eat dinosaur shaped chicken tenders in the cafeteria.
An awesome place I've visited
The Czech Republic is not only historically awesome, but beer is uber cheap. "Dvě piva, prosím!"
My perfect sunday
New York Times Crossword books I bought off of Amazon. I am a machine when it comes to crosswords.
The movie I've watched the most times
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer
1. Originally from San Diego, CA. 2. I was kicked out of preschool. 3. You probably won't believe I'm Mexican...ask me to say something in Spanish. 4. I have a younger sister and a younger brother. 5. I still don't know what I want to be when I "grow-up."
My first concert / My dream concert
3rd Eye Blind / Let's clone Bradley and do a Sublime reunion tour.
Obscure knowledge I possess
Female snakes can immaculately conceive.
I have a weakness for Guys/Girls who
...find their friends and family precious. The more someone is invested in his family and friends, the more I am interested in investing in them.
For me, a first date no-no is
...being a zombie.
What I would bring to show and tell
My robot bedspread.
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date
Ask me about hobos, their love for me and consequently why I had to stop wearing my Led Zeppelin shirt.
I secretly want to be
A Mad Scientist
I want to be with someone who wants to be
...the best they can be. I want to inspire someone to be better and in turn, be inspired to be the best version of myself.
An infatuation of mine
Select cartoons such as: Phineas and Ferb, My Little Pony and Adventure Time. Try them, you'll like them.
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would
Spend my time mentoring children and working on crayon masterpieces from my Deer Valley mountain home.
One thing my mother would want you to know about me
I'm really very smart if you take the time to digest the big picture equations I've neurotically compiled.
I want to come home to
My adorable dog that everyone ends up loving regardless of their sentiment of dogs.